Equine Hedge Funds
Even as the world financial system came crashing down over the last few weeks, it appears that promises of returns that are too good to be true aren’t limited to Wall Street. For those who, luckily, aren’t in the stock market, here’s a quick definition. A hedge is an unregulated, rich guys’ version of a mutual fund. It collects money only from “qualified investors” (i.e., rich people) and invests in, well, anything, from credit default swaps with Lehman Brothers to thoroughbreds with blazing speed and bad feet. For the promoters of hedge funds, the big lure is the compensation. The industry standard – don’t ask me how it got to be the standard, because it represents an unbelievable level of greed – is that the fund manager’s annual compensation is 2% of the value of the assets, plus 20% of the profits. So, if you can attract enough money into the fund, you’re guaranteed to do well even if your returns are no better than what one would get putting the money into the S&P ...